Everything is fine. Happy New Years.

Hi. I’m too gone. But im gonna make solid decisions 😊😊😊😊

Hi I’m gonna cry bc I’m stressed. But im also probably not gonna cry bc I have shit to take care of. Soooooo theres that.

fuzipenguin:

aphony-cree:

penfairy:

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if there’s only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions

If the tag says “Dry Clean” it’s safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleaned 

But if it says “Dry Clean Only” you will destroy it if you wash it any other way

Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy

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kissur-knuckles:

things i’m down for:

• car makeouts

• public bathroom makeouts

• couch makeouts

• bedroom makeouts

• movie theater makeouts

• elevator makeouts

• in the rain makeouts

• makeouts

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2brwngrls:

kyssthis16:

archatlas:

The Colbert Report 11.19.14

You see how she explained how race is a social construct (it is) while ALSO SAYING THAT RACISM EXISTS AND IS FUCKED UP? You see how she did that? Don’t mistake this for colorblindness because it clearly isn’t.

Toni Morrison breaks it down. 

(Source: -teesa-, via kvsoh)

Dude. Everything is fine. I’m not ruining my life one deadline at a time. That would be ridiculous. Nothing is wrong. Everything is perfect. I’m good. Not crying at all.

embyrr922:

indianajjones:

bana05:

brightindie:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

“hey what are you doing?”
“nothing” 
“oh great! so you are avaliab-”
“no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

I’m

doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

(Source: indiedreams, via blugreytiger)

thehotgirlproject:

castielsteenwolf:

yourspookyginger:

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

The mom friend override

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